So my name is Patrick. Patrick Cucumber. I am 12. My favorite color is pink. And I wear glasses. I love chemistry. It's my favorite class in school. I love when colorful water with a silly name is mixed with another colorful water with a silly name and you get a third different color water and even sillier name.
My doctor from school advised me today to start a diary. Alright I guess I'll go sleep.
Tuesday.
They told me that I forgot to indicate a day last day in the diary. So here I am indicating. It is Tuesday.
They call me "The Pee" in the school. I don't like it. Its making me feel not that great. I think they are referring to my name Patrick Cucumber. Because Cucumbers are like green willies. And that's what they are joking about.
I just found the new best class. It's biology. They were showing pictures of naked women today. I liked it.
Wednesday.
My teacher in the biology class is a very good man. He always loves hugging people. And he never said a bad word to me. He explained that the kids in the school call me DP, not The Pee. What ever this supposed to mean.
Tuesday.
I just found my old diary. It was under the closet the entire time. Let's update. My name is Patrick Cucumber. I'm 15. And in class they call me DP. Short for Director Of Photography. I like cameras.
Today I took a sneaky picture of Helena. She is our teacher of the English language. She is hot.
Wednesday.
I think I like this diary more then the other. Today I found out. That they were joking about the DP all the time. Because there is this guy Roger Dickins. So I think they were laughing at my last name after all. Not feeling that well.
Thursday.
I saw aliens. True... Not joking.
Tuesday.
Oh my god. What a cringe. This is my old fucking diary. Ha. Alright. Let's update. My name is Patrick Cucumber. I am 27 years old. I work at Hollywood as a Director of Photography. Yesterday I've been on the Oscars. Met with Roger Deakins. He is a truly crazy guy. Living well.
Still saw the aliens tho. I need to go look what Benedict Cumberbatch doing right now.
He, he, liked it. Kinda unexpected things happen as PC grows up. Well...I liked it :-)
ReplyDelete"Maybe I'm a target for people that are bitter
ReplyDeleteAt least I can say that I've never been a quitter
I remember high school, man, I hated high school
It was like prison with bullies always puttin' me down
Just a little skater-boy they could pick on
I learned to forgive 'em, now I got the balls they can lick on".
Doctor Fred Durst